Black Friday Special — We're Waiving Our Setup Fee to Earn Your Relationship
$0 setup. Free Systems Audit. Rachel deployed for 18 days. If she doesn't work, you paid nothing.
Offer expires Nov 27, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Systems Audits Available During Black Friday Week
Monday
Nov 23
Tuesday
Nov 24
Wednesday
Nov 25
Thursday
Nov 26
Thanksgiving
Friday
Nov 27
Black Friday
Saturday
Nov 28
Overflow / Last Chance
Call Rachel to book your slot. She handles unlimited calls in 13 languages.
Black Friday Savings
| Item | Black Friday Week | Regular Price (After Nov 27) |
|---|---|---|
| Setup Fee | $0 (WAIVED) | $750 standard / $1,000 cannabis |
| Systems Audit | FREE | $500 value |
| 18-Day Trial | $0 (Rachel deployed) | $0 (same) |
| Total Savings | $750 standard / $1,000 cannabis | — |
YOU SAVE $750
After Friday November 27 at midnight: Setup fee returns. No extensions. No exceptions.
How It Works
Call Rachel Live
(856) 329-9721 — she answers in your language, books your Systems Audit for Black Friday week
Rachel Deploys
18 days to see results. She answers every call, books every appointment, captures every lead.
If She Works, You Pay
Billing starts at $2,000/mo + 7% success fee. If she doesn't: you walk away, $0 paid.
Pricing note: Base pricing starts at $2,000/mo + 7% success fee (standard) or $2,500/mo + 10% (cannabis). After your Systems Audit, we customize based on what your business actually needs. Complex needs = customized pricing. No surprises — you see the full picture before you commit.
What Rachel Does
Answers every call 24/7 — 2 AM, Christmas, Sunday morning
Books appointments automatically on calendar with SMS reminders
Captures every lead — name, phone, preferences, lifetime value
Tracks every dollar — monthly Financial Impact Report: Before Rachel vs After Rachel
Speaks 13 languages fluently
Handles unlimited concurrent calls
FAQ
Doesn't waiving the fee devalue your service?
No. We're earning your relationship. You'll see exactly what Rachel does before you pay a dime. After Black Friday week, the setup fee returns to $750.
What if Rachel doesn't work for my business?
You walk away. You paid $0. No risk.
What happens after the 18-day trial?
If Rachel works, billing starts at $2,000/mo + 7% of new revenue she creates. After your Systems Audit, we customize based on your needs.
What if my business is complex?
The Systems Audit reveals your full picture. Base pricing starts at $2,000/mo. Complex needs (multi-location, multi-language, integrations, CFO advisory) are customized. You'll see full pricing before you commit.
I'm a cannabis business — different pricing?
Cannabis clients: Setup fee waived (normally $1,000). Pricing starts at $2,500/mo + 10% success fee. Our cannabis agents handle 280E strategy, regulatory monitoring, and Metrc integration.
Can I just book online without calling?
You can book your Systems Audit at /schedule, but we recommend calling Rachel first at (856) 329-9721 so you can experience her yourself before committing.
Offer expires in 29d 5h 40m
After November 27 at 11:59 PM: Setup fee returns to $750 ($1,000 cannabis). No extensions. No exceptions. No turning back.
Legal Disclaimer
A.I. Answering Services LLC is not a licensed law firm, CPA firm, or tax advisory firm. We do not provide legal advice, tax advice, or regulatory compliance advice. We provide monitoring, intelligence, alerts, and advisory insights. All regulatory, tax, and compliance decisions should be made with your licensed attorney or CPA.